Online Job Searches

I am surely NOT liking this applying for jobs bit online! I miss the days of car hopping and picking up a dozen or so applications and scribing through the bitches and taking the next day to dress up nicely and drop them off while demanding an audience with the manager or HR for an interview. It shows my eagerness and willingness to go the extra mile and "grab ahold of life by the horns!"

Now it is all so impersonal and pretty much anyone can get away with any perjury known to mankind and who would be the wiser? I have seen employees and management who have been hired above me in certain fields that made me shake my head and wonder how in the fuck did they get their post when clearly by eggs in my ovaries have more job experience in dealing with the public! At to that the bane of technology...

I have been working a resume and tweaking versions of it for the purpose of uploading directly to company sites requiring or asking for them. But then I get to the site and they are all stuck in the dark ages insisting on Internet Explorer 7 or 8 and such. Most people dumped that "epic fail" shit eons ago and most of these prospective employers haven't figured it out. They want you to take an online "stupids" test and they haven't figured out it is 2012, not 1992! Sure, "So and so" I will happily dump my 2012 Chrome/Firefox/Mozilla/etc for some 15-20yr old version of what internet USED TO BE in order to apply for a job in your "fast-paced" and "with the times" organization that probably is still driving a Gremlin that hasn't been in production since 1978!...needless to say, I am having a fucking blast feeling like an internet GOD among blooming idiots and yet I can't photoshop the disdain off my face! Grrrr....~mobe's love to her all and her all to her loves...