when your mother tells you to take your medicine I don't think she was referring to cough drops. Laughter is said to be the best medicine, but today I hold great disdain for such guffaws!
I am a comic of sorts. A dark one and one to which gets a bunch of laughs for my sense of humor. I love making people smile almost as much as I like to make them think, and if I can make them think while they laugh! Whoa nelly!
Me and my girls had a fun time last night. Nothing like public crude behavior and such to get the ball rolling only I woke up with the equivalent of a hangover. What I speculate a hangover to be based upon the medical dictionaries. I was dehydrated and dizzy and my head felt like it was run over by a fucking semi! I am not prone to the hangovers of the drinking kind so this was new territory to me. I literally laughed myself silly! I shook with heeps of fun so hard I knocked my noogie silly! And now...I'm paying for it dearly! So to the medicine chest I go for some ibuprophens, four of them, and a glass of tea and the perfect excuse to do nothing today! This must be payback for all the times I poked fun at ex husbands too drunk to stand and ex boyfriends to sauced to keep.
Why must I be punished for bringing a little happiness into the lives of others? It's not like I even cracked jokes on others without tagging myself in a few of them! It is such bliss to even see in type that your pals love your twisted mind and find you witty. I was a dark, raunchy, crude, sexy, vibrant and silly bitch last night! Now I am tired and hurting and still laughing and lazy HO! Hahaha...the gods are laughing at their red-headed and big titted jester today...now if only they'd send me down some honey to ease the pain and a sexy angel or two to pass my quiet time with. But let's face it....they know I'd get into more trouble making mead out of the honey and raping the hell out of the poor strapping winged men they'd send....after all a duck is a duck and a mobe is a mobe!~mobe's love to her all and her all to her loves!
1 comment:
Oh Kimmy! How I miss you immense humor! I myself am missing the fun!
Glad to see you still got it.
Keep up the laughter and smiles...
Love you!
G
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