Of Mice and Men?

of mice and then such weak weak men have no course or cause to live. to do divide a rift in stride to turn those bastards in. how dare they be so slack in jest and make us all more work? when they can be gentlemenly instead of shortened shirk.

I asked this once before and I feel pressured by times and tribulations to ask this again...where are all the Marlboro Men,  have the cowboys gone, my debonair bastards out there who know how to treat a woman? Men have grown weak and feel a need to be liars of boys. They build themselves up because they fear that they won't measure. I have spoken with several thousand men over the course of my life. I tell them which end is up and how to react to my many moods, I am fair. I let them know ahead of time what sort of thing they stepped into, and then all of a sudden they start in on how accepting and how appreciative they are...and my favorite, how they think they can handle me! I need to be "handled"?? I don't ask much, really, of anyone that I myself cannot do. I can't with a clear conscience, and it would appear that what I do ask is even to much for them to try. I try all the time and haven't given up on love. I won't throw in the towel because I DO believe there is someone out there for miss mobe. It is just so hard to watch my sisters and friends and such suffer. Has anyone else ever noticed that when a man "feels" he was done unjustly he makes every single other woman in his life suffer for it and they get just a shell of a human as a partner? Has anyone noticed that the same age/intelligent/type of female keeps getting kicked in the proverbial crotch time and again, but we pick ourselves up and dust ourselves off and get back on that high horse? All these self-confirmed bachelors who are looking for a new mommy really need to get a grip.

I don't like to be the harbinger of bad news...not this type anyway. It is just observations that keep occurring over the course of a lifetime. I feel for all the women out there who have a mate who sits and plays video games and orders her around and tells her she has no right to friends unless he approves of them first because one lousy slut cheated on him...of course, he forgets to tell you about how he cheated on a dozen or so or remark as to how well they have adjusted to it and found a new, better mate in which to walk through life with! But, he WILL tell the boys about his triumphant exploits on who he did wrong and proudly at that! Funny how they see that and it fuels them to become more indignant in their craft. I love the "rules" guy and how he has his laws, and if one doesn't acknowledge his rules and follow them to a letter "T," then they are labeled, prosecuted, sentenced to the fullest extent of HIS law! Weak, weak, weak...very insecure men. I get that they are afraid and don't want to get hurt. I get they made mistakes, so have we. But I find them making far worse ones each time they drive their "big wheels" out around the block trolling for another girl to share an ice cream cone with!

I want the men to grow a pair! I want them to forgive and forget like they want us to do and we DO do. I want them to practice what they preach and to preach less often. I want the union to be mutual and not imbalanced as it were. I want them to be courteous and gentlemanly and to have couth. I want them to not be afraid of dressing up once in a while when they expect us to not be afraid of dressing down with them. I want a PARTNER, who's funny, smart, OPEN MINDED, fair, sexy, willing to learn, sharing, forthright, honest, loyal, flirty-without being a whore hound- and appreciative of a good woman! It is NEVER okay to pass gas in front of your woman repeatedly and snicker. You are shitting on her and it is foul and mean. She doesn't do that to you and I don't care if you feel it or not(bullshit because I feel mine and I HAVE had my ass reamed a lot*giggles* and liked it, you who say your tight ass that ain't gonna "do it" can't feel a fart or shit falling out of it?? Do tell, we've been keeping secrets haven't we??)because it is rude, gauche and insensitive of you. Would you do that to your mother or let someone do that to your mother? How about the food trough you keep under your plate in your quest to eat in thirty seconds or less like you're in a hot dog eating contest all the time and then hurry me up because you want to go outside to smoke? Such disrespect. I have never gotten up from sex with a dire need to "wash" your filth off of me or to spit your taste out and make gagging noises(thank god no one has EVER done this to me personally, but plenty have told me they did it to another and it is the "reason" why they won't do this or that or whatever!). I don't put you down in front of your friends and tease you about not having an ass. So why do you point out to every single person, even strangers, that you disapprove of my big ass? It isn't like you didn't "see" it or that they don't see it-it's there! You saw it and said it was acceptable by accepting me as I am, and now it is unacceptable?

This is too much. I have had men that were so fucking happy I was bisexual because they thought the angels designed me that way for THEIR SOLE PURPOSE AND REWARD?!?! I am bisexual for MY benefit, not theirs! Or the men who lost a chick to another chick because the fucker wouldn't lick and now hate all women who like women even if they like men too? Get your heads on men! We can play football, solder pipes, clean sewers, build buildings, be a firefighter, policewoman, astronaut, doctor, lawyer, ruler, governor...we can even-through science-get a woman pregnant! Looks like the weak species is going the way of the Dodo bird, obsolete! Darwin would be ashamed and proud at how we have devolved into spiders and birds and other creatures that eat their mates...lesser creatures, mice. The plague of mind they are spreading is literally making it so easy for them to be a memory of the past. I feel for their plight, but I am not wearing a jersey that says: SAVE THE MENFOLK, EAT A WHALE! Not no..but hellllllllllll NO!

One last word of advice...be honest first! Whatever issue you have can be fixed or accepted and worked through. Do not put rules out for us to obey, we are NOT your children. Be fair and seek knowledge at every turn and always keep an open mind, but never a blind eye to the few of us that are only out for personal gain. Be loving and gentle first, then be a crazy animal and beast once we get to know one another. Never take more than you give or expect more than you deserve. Always think before you act or speak and choose your words carefully, they hurt-I know, I use them and use them well. You can't take back a slap or a terse word-remember that. Treat her as you would like a young man to treat a daughter if you had one, and tell her every morning you love her and every night you will miss her as she tells you it all the time and means it. Love her unconditionally. ~mobe's love to her all and her all to her loves.