well it wouldn't be fair if I didn't address another of those familiar moniker mix-ups we all love to hear about. I hope the last one was well received from yours truly to you and that at the very least, it made you chuckle. But it came to my attention after the fifth read of The Difference that more clarity was needed for the opposite of sex as well, as us bitches tend to fuck things up and get things confused...this is my attempt at clarity for all you self-professed "pimps" or whatever out there.
Managers, Pimps & Boyfriends
Well it has come down to this and I wasn't in the meaning of making this funny because there's nothing funny about people not knowing what the fuck they are. We as women and they as men get shit confused far to often, and those of us with boyfriends who want to be pimps that call themselves managers know what I'm talking about here.
First off you don't need a manager. No one does in the sense of someone who personally likes to take responsibility for your life insurance, cash flow, promotion and so on. This is not referring to the twenty-year old kid at McDonald's who sets your schedule for the work week. This is to all these seedy fuckers out there who immediately go from being a family friend to a pick-pocket in their own "Artful Dodger" way. These men can be bald or coiffed and also portly or lean. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, educations and religions-though they all worship the almighty dollar-YOURS. Keep your eyes on your underwear, coin and kid sister. Nothing is as low as the self-appointed manager who assures you "it's all on the up & up!" See also producers, talent scouts and business partner.
Now take a pimp. These men make no point of appointing anything. They offer their assistance and it works for both types. There's the pimp who is just a player marketing under a different name, harmless and fun to have around, and then you have a pimp true and blue. These men have a flock of cash-making feminine banks at their disposal. Sure they are abusive and some even outright violent but at least they don't make a secret of it. They wear it proud and there are some good ones out there who really care for their working girls and so on. Beware of these men as some are in the prone of accepting the position as such through nefarious ways by coming off as a boyfriend and then suddenly you find you got a pimp. Never trust a smiling salesman or any man for that matter! See also pimp daddy, boss man and handler.
Your boyfriend is not the man who asks you for your money and talks to you like a third world textile mill slave. He is not interested in your cash, your expertise or being able to manage your financial and business matters. Those are pimps and managers. He is gentle and understanding and funny and self sacrificing just as you would be. He is willing to try new things but does have a limit and expects you to be similar in nature. He admires your beauty and has no wish to see you squander it under some heaving slob paying twenty dollars to deposit his semen in your mouth and fifty for a face shot. He works, is clean, may or may not be a smoker/drinker and is good to his family and friends. If you want to know how he is going to treat you then you need to speak with his siblings and his friends and if they still be around, his parents. His community will vouch for his character as opposed to the other two fellas just being a bunch of characters. You can trust this man but always be aware he isn't perfect, he will screw up. Just like you, he makes mistakes and wants forgiveness...do unto him... See also fiance, hubby, significant other.
I have met many men in my day who posed as one or some of the characters. Playa's and managers and pimps and "daddies" and boy friends and so on. I liked them all as they all had a purpose and I was a fast learner so was able to see what was coming before it showed up. I got what I came for and so did they and not one of them has ever made me call them "master" or "daddy." When asked those questions, in bed or out of it, my replies stay the same-count on me for consistency: "My daddy is Robert Arthur Langlais Jr. and if you keep bringing him up, I'm going to bring 'something' down!" and my favorite "My master is my maker and you are too lazy to make your own coffee!"...now you know the difference...this PSA was brought to you by yours truly~mobe's love to her all and her all to her loves.
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