The Gods Must be Laughing!

after years of consideration it has come to my mind a conclusion so great that it would shock the nation if not a world. People have been searching for answers to every mundane question known to mankind and all would like to look into the face of their gods and ask why? I'm here to tell you kiddies that will come to pass, that day will knock on your door and you need to make damn sure you have the questions to ask when you get there, but here's some thing that you may not know...some deep dark fraternal secret...as Carlin once said twice over, these are the thoughts that keep me form attending the finer schools!

The gods have a sense of humor.

Don't believe me? For those of you in a mono-theist belief system, your god was/is the "first" stand up comic! For those of a multi-theist culture-our gods are a troupe of clowns and practical jokers hell-bent on laughs for those "in" on the fun and good times to be had by all! "Where's your proof?" you ask...walk with me a bit through this and then tell me what you agree or don't if you dare...

We all agree that the god(s) are omnipotent and all encompassing. In several religious works of literature it is said, across the board for all sects, that we are made in the image of "them" and that no other creation is of that image. As a seeker of perfection it makes logical sense to me that we wouldn't necessarily have a need to perfect "perfection" so we would tweak it just so for our amusement. Bear with me on this. When you have everything you want whether be food, lust, riches and the adoration of others the only thing lacking is good company, humor and entertainment. Let's just hypothesis here that the gods(I am using the plural here as I am a multi-theist sect member but it would be understood to fit for singular as well) had decided to muck us up a bit to get a "kick" out of our exploits, hence the Pandora's box of ills. But what if they took it a step further...

Take a man and a woman into comparison. For the most part we eat the same and sleep the same and do the same things with little deviations when it comes to the reproduction of the species according to our plumbing. If I was a god I would find it quite amusing to give one gender all the lust they can hold in their libido without the age and wisdom to do a damn thing right and make it so it peters out long before they are wise enough to know what to do! Then to work it into the comic routine to amuse myself, I would take the other gender and make them have all the knowledge and wisdom but no interest whatsoever in their libido until their age has reached a mature level. What you have is me as a mommy to the men in my life and they the little boys they all pander to be with their wants and such but no way to utilize what they have. We as women don't want to be bothered until we are older and cannot get enough and only have the most interest when we are at our least best but have carried all the knowledge for so long it makes us angry. And, to top it off the men all want what they don't understand fully and then cannot produce the goods in old age and continue to lust but revert back to childish wants because they feel shame at their inadequacies...but that's not all...

For a sight gag they make us all so pretty and amusing in our youth to strip it away and make us hunt and loathe what we want and don't have any longer. Have you ever noticed how as a man ages he has "dug" his ass into nothingness. All the aged men I see suffer form a lack of gluteus maximus, and all the women as they age keep getting bigger asses. Makes the boys want the mommas and the girls want the daddies and then we get these "game" rules that tell us it is a no-no. I try and try to find one female older than sixty with an ass the same size or smaller than she started with and couldn't find a one(excepting in cases of severe medical deformity from accidents or illness)and tried to find a man who's ass is larger now than when they were twenty is next to impossible. As women we have the boobs for the first 35yrs but then you start to notice a deflation effect of the natural sort and as ours goes flat I see more and more men with tits at the age of 50 and above...some even at 40! We are all being duped and tormented like mice in a maze to chase the unattainable and are made to loathe what we were and thus become shrewd bitter old rags!

Well I'm not buying it! I am getting older and yes the fun bags have a little less air in them and even I find I don't much like older men as I once had. I thought of them as gentle teachers as they weren't the ignorant fucks my own age without a brain who wouldn't know anal from pussy if blindfolded! But now as I get older they get more feeble and I feel like a creepy fat, old, sexy grandma who's picture should be on a bulletin board in a post office for wanting something a little younger with less tits than me and a firm ass to do some pushing! Lmao! When I was a kid I wasn't much intimidated by men and even looked up to them and now have lost most respect for a great deal of them as they replace their masculinity and "drive" with things that are tangible but they cannot take with them. And I, almost 39 can't keep my hands free from my crotch because I got an itch I cannot scratch alone and the only ones who can are young enough to be my sons! Cruel, cruel gods we have....I want to lead a revolt and create a revolution! But no one dares discuss the very taboo subject, so instead I opt for this...*bends much too immense ass over and drops trou and "blows" the gods a great big hello then stands tall and flips them the international tweety as a thank you!

To tired to complain any longer and feeling silly and even a little bit "free-er" than before~mobe's love to her all and her all to her loves!