Mobe's days

The day's disdain shall never refrain from the pain that the rain will wash away. But tomorrows sorrow shall give cause to claim that today's was just yesterday's gain





This is a free thought process to which I intend to entertain and insiniuate debate and humor into what I consider a banal universe. I implore you to leave comment or critique and also to question my purposes if you so desire. It is my intent to invoke creative thought and even a new perspective, though I do not expect all to want the invasion of their minds for the duration of my soapbox. I will censor nothing, but cannot promise that it won't be at a higher desk. Enjoy!~mobe

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

the Re-Re List

it has come to the point of disdain where one has to start making lists for the the multitudes of "re-res" that exist to merely mess up my mood...this is such a list in the hopes of identifying them in case we ever get permission to put 'em down and out of their misery(jumping up and down waving her arm for the chance to be the first public executioner picked for the sole purpose of weeding out the lame examples!)

*people who use a mini mag lite to read the writing on the light switch
*assholes that run upon you in their car at top speed only to stop ahead at the same damn light you get
*men(and some women I venture to guess)who will go by a waste can a thousand times but never drop their garbage in
*mom's that teach their kids it isn't ok to speak of vile things like people's looks in public, but infer it is acceptable behind their backs
*someone who will pass gas without warning or attempting to do so in private to minimize the nasal damage!
*parents who tell you an order and then yell at you because you couldn't mind-read the specifics and then yell again when you are incapable of ASKING for things as they never taught by example
*dates who walk some several paces in front of or behind you because they have issue with walking beside you(excepting instances where there is no other way like a narrow sidewalk)
*dates or comrades who will go through a door and let it hit you on the way in or expect you to hold it for them
*(in sync with the last one:)people walking through the door you hold open for an older or disabled person(including strollers and such)and think you are their personal doorman
*service help who assume your age is whatever and that whomever is a relation rather than a relationship
*same service people who act like you did something personally wrong to them by letting them know their "faux pas"
*chairs with sides in a nation that is considered the obesity capital of the world....(I have ginormous hips and this has been an issue for some time)this also includes chairs and tables bolted to the floor at fast food establishments in the hopes that you will not "steal" them-same said establishments that contribute to the obesity problem-for those citizens who actually have eating disorders and are not the ones to which were misunderstood to have such
*people who sneeze publicly without a cover over their mouth(we should all know by now)
*people who do not excuse themselves to somewhere private at an eating establishment to flatulate, sneeze, cough, hack up a lung, puke, pick their nose, adjust their genitalia, fix their attire
*service people who think the handicap restroom is their smoking lounge and dressing room forcing those that need to use it to wait for their daily dose of shitting themselves and catching cancer earlier
*idiots who gladly smoke outside right in front of and in the pathway of a public facility forcing the surrounding  patrons and employees to breathe in and become awash in their Marlboro's(think of what it would be like for them to walk through streams of piss on their way to the latrine and ask them if that would be acceptable to them on a daily basis)
*people who think their drinking and smoking or other substance abuse issue gives them the right to council others when they sober up
*people without children of their own who will educate our youth on safe sex and child rearing strategies and child psychologists/mental health professionals who also are childless
*car salesman who waste your time and think you are stupid enough to buy a vehicle they didn't sell you just to get it off their lot as they scam you and convince you you cannot afford the one you want and hold your trade in as a form of ransom for a deal
*police officers and other law enforcement agents who show up on a doorstep of a residence where there is a protection order in play and allow the offender their say and then let them leave after they ADMIT to violating it
*judges who make laws and writs in court proceedings whether criminal, business or family law and never enforce or inject the proper authorities to enforce said writ
*24hr stores that are closed
*foreign language teachers who never speak and have less credits in the language they are studying than their first year students(who will argue with the children that speak fluently or have parents who do and feel they are superior in the parents native tongues!)
*public educators who expect the smart kids to teach the dumb ones and watch idly while the problem students(ie. bullies, etc.)beat the shit out of your kid or cause a course that allows for severe permanent damage to your child
*school boards who will not own liability to the teachers and their neglect of certain "non popular" students as a form of pay-back for a brilliant student showing them their asses
*an education board law that is flawed enough to not allow persons with disabilities the right to graduate who cannot perform the physical aspects of physical education and expect the parents to foot the bill to bring and pick up student after hours when they are (BY LAW)supposed to provide alternate education material suitable and during school hours to compensate for the handicap or disability in question. Very serious subject and violates the Americans With Disabilities Act enacted as of July 26, 1990

*Child Support Enforcement Agencies
*divorce lawyers and legal counsel to the rich and famous
*men who accuse their significant others for their spending habits when they purchased light bulbs for the home and then go out to buy a 900$ tree stand to climb up in a few times a year and fall asleep
*animators and artists of children's cartoons who make the chicks look like whores and the men look like "roids"
*creators of magazines who sell to the children's parents the notion that stick thin is in when science year after year show a more realistic picture that the fatter an individual the longer their life and that more underweight or at weight individuals have dies of heart attacks than overweight AND try to keep the records hush-hush! NEJM(New England Journal of Medicine is a wonderful tool!)
*clothing designers who have failed to recognize the women form in all its fat and fluffy glory and clothing retailers that roll out 4 racks in the plus size department and 44 racks in the misses and women's sections when over 75% of women are overweight
*clothing manufacturers who don't make maternity clothing for larger women as if the only women getting pregnant are between the ages of 14 and 25 years old and their median size is a 6
*any city planning designer that allows for a donut/pizza/sub/candy shop right next door to a fitness center
*any city planning designer that allows for a child's school or daycare to be within a mile of a prison
*people who slow down when the flow of traffic isn't impeded just to morbidly see if they can get a glance of the idiot who wrecked in the opposite traffic who did the same thing as they were an hour earlier!
*fuckheads going 20mph in a 50mph in the left lane because they are lost and refuse to pull over a t a gas station to ask for directions or get a fucking map($6.95 ain't that fucking much nowadays-skip lunch!)
*the leavers of directional signals on!
*persons who will not practice what they preach
*same said individuals who have a double standard to which does not apply to them
*conditional lovers
*punishments that do not fit the crime
*officials who treat everyone exactly the same despite thousands of centuries of how different we all are
*corporate big-wigs who benefit in times of recession and give nothing to charitable contributions who do not know what it is to have plain oatmeal for dinner with a glass of water because of poverty...(Record sales and oil prices during this recession and we have kids starving and mothers sick and men out of work and they never suffer at all nor give a damn)

....as this list grows so does my disdain and it makes one wonder why in the hell everyone thinks I should have a different opinion of human life and the value in it when our life condones poor behavior and to survive one must become less than human. Mobe's pissed again and will stay this way as it keeps her warm in her room without heat!~mobe's love to her all and her all to her loves and her middle finger to the rest!

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